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[Mastermind 3]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i was rofling like that retarted hyena from lion king
>> I thought your speech was good, sir!
*kshh (screen turns on)*
>>Reall--
>>BALLS!
*Kaboom.*
>>We're FINNISHED here.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

aewsoemest EVERZOR!

[Pass-my-Flash 2]

Awesome.

Swain does it again. The last scene was amazing XD
btw!

and i quote: "Excellent. Swain read the music perfectly, the ending made me lol. The intestine part didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. So I'm deducting a star! You hear that! A whole star! Maybe next time you'll think before you act eh?! EH!? I don't give out my virtual stars to any old Marty McFlybymypants kid off the street who slaps together some nonsensical physics-defying intestinal joy-riding something something. You know, they have institutions for people like you. Institutions with cafeterias that smell like cabbage and boiled beets! Do you want to end up like that? Scraping around on the cafeteria floor for the last piece of corn beef in your sweat pants thinking to yourself about oh what might've been while some guy who thinks he's Chuck Berry verbally abuses you? Chuck Berry started Rock and Roll! Not the Beatles! Chuck Berry! He owns this town! You hear me! And even now he gives an energetic show at the age of 80. What do the Beatles do? Be mostly dead? Yeah. Meanwhile Chuck Berry is out there rocking out and kicking people's teeth in. My college writing teacher went to the dentist and they left part of a tool inside his jaw and he had to go in for surgery to get it removed, does that seem like responsible dental practice to you? No. You can't just give any old idiot a license to do dental work. That's the problem with all the dentists these days, they're all too-hip young kids with their hat's backwards and their ipods and Air Jordans and their Oliver-Twist attitudes. Just a little more gruel, please sir, may I have some more? When will it be enough for you greedy bastards!? Isn't it enough that you make us wear those ridiculous little paper bibs when we go for a check up? And every time you take them out to dinner they complain "Oh but we alwas go here, I want to go some place new. Raul takes me to new places!" and then you say "Well why don't you just marry him!?" and they say "Well I'm already sleeping with him so I may as well!" and then you turn the table over and they kick you out of the restaurant and then ban you for life when you take a swing at one of the bus boys because he's looking at you funny and then you start drinking every morning and all your friends don't call you any more and women find you repulsive and you get laid off from work and have to start working at the local KFC where you meet a Columbian gun-runner who persuades you to go with him and take guns across the border to help fuel a revolution in Venezula but then he just uses you as a fall guy and you end up in a Mexican prison drinking stagnate water from a moldy armadillo shell that you bought in a souvenier shop for 100 pesos thinking you were getting a good deal but you weren't because it wasn't an armadillo shell at all but only half of a plastic Hi-C bottle painted to look like an armadillo shell. Armadillo's aren't that tough. People think the are but they aren't. They just roll up in a ball and roll away. So maybe next time you should rethink your grand-master plan! Huh? Wise-guy."

This would make an amazing flash movie. Some fast paced music in the background, just have some guy being run through all that shit. That would be awesome. Im going to save it in a text file and maybe animate it, but i never seem to have time......

[Awesome Grounds]

what the FUCK?

1. I COULDNT HEAR SHIT.

2. maybe you should have animated something... i think this movie... or well, "movie" had about 8 different frames in it....

3. I'd love to put a whole bunch of bull-shit about egoraptor in this space, but i could get shit from moderators... so instead, ill just say: dont flame other users. a certain group of people watch random-ass bullshit meaningless retarded flashes (like me, i find them quite satisfying and hilarious to boot ( did i even use the phrase 'to boot' properly? :S)) and there are a certain group of people who watch.. well other videos. theres like a million categories so i just said other. And by the way, if ur gonna talk about egoraptor's taste, u can't say much considering that pheonix wrong is about 90% meaningless bullshit ( worst part being they werent even ur pictures, forget about the fact that it's barely animated ) oh and by the way good job on pheonix wrong i was LOLing for a good... well however long the movie was + the 7.4 seconds at the end of laughing at the fact that it was over so randomly - the time it took to load.

all-in-all, i dont think ANYBODY appreciates userflaming videos, (unless its about the kitty krew... fuckin spammers) or non-animated videos UNLESS theres EXTREME hilarity in the non-animation.

have a good day XD!

[Wii Are Sold Out]

O.O omfgzorpow dood

1) if only there were higher numbers than 10 on this page.
2) if only my review could be a flash animation, because there is NO POSSIBLE WAY, no matter HOW MANY CAPITAL, or BOLDED, or UNDERLINED LETTERS, that TEXT could explain the AWESOMENESS of this movie.

*bow*

btw it was fuckin hilarious dood
<3 teh animation
You are the only person i know who could make that nintendo wii commercial look SO DAMN FUNNY.

im watching it again.. maybe a couple more times actually (not a joke dood, im totally srs.)

[Short Stick Wars]

errrr...

im REALLY not the "bad bitchy useless faggot review" type, but i dont know what to say.

SHORT.
BADLY DRAWN.

two MAIN MAIN MAIN MAIN MAIN things u need to work on.

but biggest one:

EFFORRRRTTTT.

people submit shit they've been working on for months/years or at least weeks man... but this looks like a 5-10 minute's work, depending on your flash experience.

Please don't send in stuff you did for 5 minutes "because you were bored."

It insults you and everybody else, because i know you could do better and this... well this is what you get when you didn't feel like making a real movie.

What really killed me was two things:
1) A movie this short.... to be continued???? WTF? just end it in ONE FLASH dood
2) You did not only put 0 effort into the credits screen, but you also exposed your "noobness" because of the fact that you would have SAVED time, had you tweened and it also would have looked better.

Srsly, dood... NG is real shit. So put up real shit.

Have a nice day XD

[The One Layer Collab]

hahaha raven you devilish GENIOUS

(sorry, apprarently theres nothing higher than 10/10 >=c )

lolololol raven u so funnay
the collab gets 10/10 for being in 1 layer.

otherwise i'd give it a 4 or 5 because there were really good artists and really noob artists in the same vid, that kinda ruined the effect cuz the animation skill level kept jumping

think about that in your next collab, whoever led this

GUD JOBZORZ

ps. btw, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND TO TEH NEWGRUNDZ?!

[Apple Orchard]

err....

this was pretty good
personally though, i don't think it was really frontpage worthy
not to say that it was bad
it was just... kinda boring, you know?
but then again, that's my style of movies
a lot of people would love this vid

and one more thing: was there supposed to be snow on the ground? Bcuz all i saw was wood pattens on the floor, even though snow was coming down the screen....... maybe cuz i just got flash cs3 and flash player 9... im gonna reinstall 8 and watch it again :D

[Old Work 2.5]

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

LLLMMMFFFAAAOOOO
YOU RIPPED THE TANK FROM THE PRELOADER THEN DOUBLED IT
THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD

[Sick Joke Collection]

LMFAO

THAT WAS FUCKING LOLZ

Sidorio responds:

YEAH I NO

[Still Alive - Portal]

LOLMAO

lmmmfffaaaooooo
soo goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooood

i <3 the way how the guy gets screwed in like 23 different ways

portal gets gay after you beat it....